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Semalam, Diva Nusantara, Dato’ Sri Siti Nurhaliza atau lebih manja dengan panggilan ‘Tokti’ mengumumkan di Instagramnya bahawa beliau bakal lancarkan album terbarunya tidak lama lagi.

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Definisi : /maniféstasi/ perbuatan melahirkan, menjelaskan, atau menyatakan sesuatu. memanifestasikan melahirkan, menjelaskan atau menyatakan sesuatu ManifestaSITI2020. Idea yang diwujudkan. Pemikiran yang diperlihatkan. Perasaan yang dijelaskan. Pendirian yang dinyatakan. Keinginan yang dizahirkan. Album terbaharu Dato' Sri Siti Nurhaliza @ctdk ManifestaSITI2020. 3 Julai 2020. Universal Music Malaysia @universalmusic_my Siti Nurhaliza Productions (M) Sdn. Bhd. #manifestasiti2020 Video: @rasafilm.co

A post shared by Siti Nurhaliza Tarudin (@ctdk) on Jun 21, 2020 at 10:54pm PDT

Bertajuk ManifestaSITI2020, ia akan dilancarkan pada 3 Julai 2020*.

^{*maklumat penting, harap ingat}

Pada 4 petang tadi, Perdana Menteri Singapura, Encik Lee Hsien Loong mengumumkan bahawa Singapura bakal adakan Pilihan Raya 2020.

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This morning, I advised President @halimahyacob to dissolve Parliament and issue the Writ of Election. Nomination Day will be on Tuesday, 30 June 2020. The Returning Officer has announced that Polling Day is on 10 July. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The road to recovery after COVID-19 will be one of Singapore’s greatest tests. To overcome the challenges ahead, we must stand completely united as one people. A general election now, when things are relatively stable, will clear the decks and give the Government a fresh five-year mandate. Then, we can focus on the agenda of recovery, and the difficult decisions that will have to be made. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Many of you are understandably concerned about safety at this time. To keep voters safe, the Elections Department will implement a number of added precautions for Polling Day. There will be more polling stations to reduce crowding. Voters will be given specific time slots for voting. Seniors will also be given priority to vote before others. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This GE will be like no other we have experienced. Not just because of the special arrangements, but also the grave issues at stake. The new Government will have critical decisions to make, which will impact and influence your lives and livelihoods. These decisions will shape Singapore for many years to come, far beyond the five-year term of the next Government. I have every confidence you will think carefully, and vote wisely, to secure our lives, our jobs and our future. – LHL⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

A post shared by Lee Hsien Loong (@leehsienloong) on Jun 23, 2020 at 2:27am PDT

Pilihan Raya akan diadakan pada 10 Julai*. Seminggu selepas pelancaran album terbaru Tokti.

_*gasps!

Secara kebetulan, tajuk album Tokti… ManifestaSITI2020. Apa yang sering dilafazkan parti-parti politik semasa musim pilihan raya? MANIFESTO.

Jadi adakah ini semua kebetulan di mana Tokti akan melahirkan album terbarunya, yang bertajuk ManifestaSITI2020, seminggu sebelum hari mengundi di Singapura? Tokti akan masuk parti pembangkang dalam General Elections 2020 ke? Jengjengjeng!!!

INI SEMUA DAH DIRANCANG DAH!!!!

– Pengkritk Sandiwara

Ini sekadar teori konspirasi yang tak masuk akal so pls sekadar hiburan je! Takde kaitan pun Tokti dengan Pilihan Raya 2020!!! Cuma, jangan lupa undi + dengar album Tokti!!!

(Gambar header: Instagram Tokti // Facebook PM Lee)

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